Another strike against Paulson

So not only is the man condemned to
a) defending a ludicrously huge wager
b) wearing a suit that's too big
c) have a ridiculous picture on Bloomberg Television whenever they say there's a talk by him coming up

he also is completely out-awesomed by his Great British counterpart. Let's seeeeeeee:
Paulson is the Secretary of the Treasury.
Alistair Darling is the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Come on now, which one's sexier?

Paulson is called Paulson.
Darling is called Darling. To make matters worse (for Paulson), his first name is Hank while Darling's first name is Alistair. Again, which one is more awesome?

Finally, Paulson is just a plain old Secretary.
The Office of the Chancellor of the Exchequer is one of the four Great Offices of the State. Has a certain oomph to it, doesn't it.

I'd say Paulson 0, Darling 3. At least....